02 15 2003 Photolog of Matte Elsbernd Back to Index
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  left (my heart in) San Francisco - upgraded to a 128mb xD card, as you'll see with the increase in the number of photos. I promise not to always have this many. But trust me, I took many more photos than this.
 
  1 Headed down. Not to purgatory or hell, I hope.
  2 Woosh! Too bad you don't get the rush of wind that comes with the BART trains wooshing into the station.
  3 I wash my hair with Tide. Nawh, but maybe after this photo they'll sponsor this photolog.
  4 Caught this picture of MGM Studios moving. Guess they couldn't afford the little place over the antique shop. Oh well, the lion will find a new home somewhere.
  5 Sign for rent. What would you put on a billboard if you had it all to yourself?
  6 Dizzy. Looking straight up makes Homer Simpson something something.
  7 For some reason this building makes me think it's some giant Soviet government building.
  8 Clash of the generations: The old school cable cars meet new school SUVs.
  9 The detour for Front St. is around the back.
  10 The pigeons were all around me when I was eating lunch. I could have reached out and grabbed one. That's if I had wanted to. This one looked a little mangey.
  11 Smile, you're on candid table camera.
  12 What is this thing you call a camera? It looks shiny. Does it get cable?
  13 I took this when I was on top of a tour bus, just before I slammed into the low-hanging sign & traffic signal.
  14 Not your father's street scene. But that might be his Oldsmobile.
  15 Plenty of alternative papers to be had.
  16 The ferry building dwarfed by the towers of the Embarcadero. Just random shots as I wait for the movie City of God to start.
  17 Speaking of God.
  18 Or Ra.
  19 This is the final result of a series of photos where I started to play with an idea and it just got better and better. Self-portrait in seven steps (or more).
  20 Someone sold me a little bit of the sky. He marked it off for me. I think I'm gonna build a nightclub called Cloud 9.
  21 It's the RC building! Look, the building's at half-mast! (How many more building jokes can I make?)
  22 If you click and enlarge, doesn't it look like she only has one leg?
  23 This couple went by and the girl had the absolute tightest pants I've ever seen. Tried to slyly get a picture of them (and her butt) so you'd all believe me, but, well, I got this artistic shot instead. Darn!
  24 There they are, about to get on the train. They were wrestling for a while, she almost fell out of the pants, but well, you missed all of that!
  25 I made this trip solo, so instead of taking pictures of my favorite model, I took pictures of the only person I could talk into it, me.
  26 Boy this is exciting. Sorry.
  27 Just a picture of the street I grew up on. Moffitt St. That's why my porn name (if I ever went into porn that is) would be Will Moffitt.
  27 If you didn't know, none of these pictures really has been altered in any way. I wasn't going to put this one up, but when I opened it this glitch I am having with my computer recently acted up and nicely split my face in two and I thought it made the shot a little interesting.
  29 Just watching TV. I know, it's exciting, but what were you expecting? I mean, this isn't the Guggenheim, not every photo is a work of art. (But I'll sell it to you just the same for a few thousand dollars!)
  30 Didn't realize my foreheard went up so high on the sides. I think it's always been like that, but as a kid you just couldn't see it through the bowl cut.